Scotty... You're a good dude and we're friends... However, let me just say that this... This may have been the gayest thing I have ever read in my entire 22 and a half years of life. Like seriously... When I was a young pup I stumbled upon and read the sexually explicit love letters my gay uncle wrote back and forth to his lover... However, this topic... Some how managed to be even gayer than that. I don't know how you did it, but you did it.
That is all.
Ps
I am just messing around I still love you bby