Nosebleed

Banned at 70 woodcutting. Rest in peace.

You are not sexually compatible. It's important to have a base level of compatibility, and her libido is much, much lower than your own. Sex builds intimacy and respect that are foundational for a healthy relationship. Do not feel guilty. Leave her.

For the sake of the universe, I hope that this is the only planet that contains scurrilous, subhuman galoots like Reggie.

40 defence, and 60 woodcutting achieved.

TWC

Well done. You entertained a Skype bot for fifteen minutes.

I am trying to vote on this poll but there doesn't seem to be an option for @Nosebleed.

There is no obsession. Just tasteless thirteen-year-olds who think that large, loud signatures are cool.

Level your defence to 55 for the Helm of Neitiznot.

Well done. You have fewer filters around your subtle senses than the average kakapo.

"Harder than hardcore" is an idiom. I wasn't challenging the difficulty of a Hardcore Ironman account. Your support is appreciated.

Most aesthetically pleasing 2015. Skill: Defence Current Level: 31 Goal Level: 99 Start Date: 2015-09-20 Goal Date: N/A Projected Profit/Expenses: N/A I just started playing RuneScape again, and what better way to start than with some unique, challenging, and often overlooked goals? As a side challenge, I'm not spending a single real-life dollar on RuneScape. Nosebleed's Bulwark is going to be entirely free-to-play, meaning that memberships will either be obtained in-game with gold, or received through donations (harder than hardcore). Humble beginnings are always the most interesting. I have no main account to fund this one. I'm working hard, and it'll show in my later posts. Stay tuned.