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Will

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      What's funny?  I'm not fucking around... I'm pretty sure I got banned from this forum years and years ago... I requested for a unban and since then my user ( UNIQUE ID ) has changed and so has my join date.  I'm not making this up... I'm not trying to claim VET rank don't worry nor do I want it.

      # I am telling you my Join Date has changed and my User ID....  I was like top 2k members to join?  

      - Right now I'm like top 10k to join or something???

      put 1 + 1 together...   10k people supposedly joined before me...    My username would most likely of been taken.. as it wasn't  taken (until I joined ) this shows that my account was around from the start.   this is evidence.

      Random offer -   # I'll donate £100 to the forum if you make a custom emote though.

    then think before accusing next time doge.png

     

      Accusing?  What the fuck are you on??  Surly you're not on a chair -   are you sure you're not on drugs ?  ACCUSING ?  I don't get you.

      Anyway off to pick my kids from school peace.

  2. My dick got frost-bite.

    My dick just fell off while I was running, I could feel it dropping down my leg... As I looked behind me I saw, my dick "Lay out on the floor" I then... stopped.. ran backwards, to my dick, lay flat out on the floor.. Looked at it, though "What The

    " I then..

    Fuck!!?

    got pretty angry.. and started to jump on it... I mean, like now it's not even possible to repair it... It's a waste I'm not sure what to do with life now, as it is a serious matter... I just can't believe this happened.

    Once I finished my ran.. I headed straight to my "Mothers" house.. and I spoke to her about what I had come across, my "Dick" falling off. She asked if she could look at my balls, I showed her... then she told me I had frost bite... So... seriously... keep your "Dick" warm.. or you will get frost bite.

    I'm going to get a Turkey to gobble on my balls to keep them warm for now. " Gobble, Gobble "

    Another serious thing here... As I'm Welsh.. I though I'd say this... If anyone has "Sheep" near by.. and you're feeling horny.. then go fuck a "Sheep" they have a slanted pussy... and no lie, there great fucks...

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