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Got into the Tinder scene for a bit. I'm in college so there were a lot of girls who just wanted a no strings attached hookup. We both knew the boundaries and I was cool with that. However, it was an extremely hollow experience that only led to hookups.

Traveled to China for a summer and got Chinese Tinder- an app called Tantan. I was non-Chinese and could speak Chinese so I quickly became a novelty. Got something like 300 matches within the first week of using it. Most of the girls there were actually looking for relationships, and they got HELLA attached if I kept contact with them.

 

Either way, the swipe apps like Tinder and Tantan are used for hookups. Everyone knows that. If you're looking for a real relationship, I'd stay away. 

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The first girl i talked to online was a fucking feminist 7/10 who liked things like science, etc. We somehow connected, but she often said she disliked guys for being sexist etc, and like a fucking goofball i just took it all in. Thankfully it ended because she didn't like me anymore, if it had gone on any longer, i would have turned into a damn beta bitch with no balls. I had plans on meeting her irl because she lived in another state, good thing it didn't happen. 

 

I was on there after that, but the only girl i talked to after that was an Amber Rose wanna be, she messaged me first, which took me by surprise. Was from Hungary but had lived in Belgium and moved to Sweden a few years ago.  She had a snapback on with a wig, looked like an 8.5/10. 10 days later, i see her new picture and she's bald with her head bleached blonde, freaked me out at first. Also had a huge nose ring between her nostrils. 

 

We talked for a few months, finally met her, she was short and had no ass literally, was flat as fuck, had legs like a malnutritioned 14 year old girl and was very flat. Good looking face though. Didn't last, i have not seen or talked to anyone since then, that was almost 2 years ago 

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Long story short she was a 48 year old truck driver from Montana and I ended up having to fight my way out of his murder basement.

 

 

Would not recommend

 

i like how it changed from a she to a he? it turned out to be a guy aha

The first girl i talked to online was a fucking feminist 7/10 who liked things like science, etc. We somehow connected, but she often said she disliked guys for being sexist etc, and like a fucking goofball i just took it all in. Thankfully it ended because she didn't like me anymore, if it had gone on any longer, i would have turned into a damn beta bitch with no balls. I had plans on meeting her irl because she lived in another state, good thing it didn't happen. 

 

I was on there after that, but the only girl i talked to after that was an Amber Rose wanna be, she messaged me first, which took me by surprise. Was from Hungary but had lived in Belgium and moved to Sweden a few years ago.  She had a snapback on with a wig, looked like an 8.5/10. 10 days later, i see her new picture and she's bald with her head bleached blonde, freaked me out at first. Also had a huge nose ring between her nostrils. 

 

We talked for a few months, finally met her, she was short and had no ass literally, was flat as fuck, had legs like a malnutritioned 14 year old girl and was very flat. Good looking face though. Didn't last, i have not seen or talked to anyone since then, that was almost 2 years ago 

 

that made me wee. love how descriptive that is haha.

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ok im gonna take this thread seriously now

 

ive had two online relationships

first time i met this chick on blahtherapy and she was havin some anxiety troubles but was real sweet and funny and she asked for my kik so i gave it

turns out shes 14 (at the time i was 16) but she still pretty attractive lmao

we talk but like as friends and then suddenly one night she says "i love you" at 3am no prompt

after many decisions i decided to go with it because she was nice and funny and pretty and mutual interests

plot twist: she lives 4 miles away from me

plot twist 2.0: she lives dangerously close to my first choice uni

she ended it after 2 weeks and i ended contact so she would forget about me lol

 

second time was some chick from tinder, smoking hot but very prominent mental issues (not that that's an issue in itself but probably why she was flirting w me in the first place)

after like a day of talking to her she said she wanted to kiss me and all that and i just kinda shrugged it all off and was like "haha cool beans" but after like a week i give her my number and she starts flirting more and more intense and i just kinda go with it

a few weeks later i ask for her fb so i can dunk on her in basketball and she admitted to stalking my facebook but i was gucci with that at the time and then shortly after i started catching feels and decided to give it a shot because hot + funny + many common interests + not TOO far away

turns out she was a complete cunt and i couldnt ask a legitimate question without her being a twat and getting all pissy and offended and that sucked

oh and she cheated on me that was cool

i only found that out on thursday lol

 

tl;dr ya boy does not have the odds in his favour

 
 
 
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