'Im able to SPRAK'!?!?

 

please teach me

'Im able to SPRAK'!?!?

Have you heard about auto-correct before?

Sprak is the dutch past tense of "to speak", which is why it got corrected.

Hey man,

 

If you have any problems getting in contact with girls in real life or you know just cant get along with them.. hit me up aye?

 

Im charging 1m per lesson

 

Alright! Will contact you soon. Thanks. Appreciate it. Everytime i contact a grill i just walk away in shame.. It's kinda anoying you know? But i don't seem to have any problems with your girlfriend.

 

You don't have to go the long way, just say you wanna fuck

 

I want to fuck.

 

Because you didn't see there's a PM feature on my profile when u were stalking it lol.

I speak Dutch as mother tongue, but am able to sprak English, French, German and a little bit of Spanish.

At the moment a lot of trainstations have been shut down in Brussel, here (in Gent) there are about 5 cops in our station with guns, also a few police dogs are present.

We constantly receive messages about how severe and serious the situation is, but however haven't noticed a thing except for the high-level security.

 

Ah, I hope this shit ends very soon. Could imagine that this situation is not good for shops / tourist places. Also i can imagine that people don't feel safe on the streets anymore. And for the PM.. I'm too shy so i tried it this way.

Groetjes.

 

If you want to dive in bed with her you are at the wrong adress xD

Anne loves girls

 

Isn't ot normal that people in Belguim speak dutch?

brussel is kinda on lockdown previous week, army and police patrolling the whole city

 

Khaleesi

 

O.. this is not a dating site? Oops...

 

And for Brussel, i know. That why i asked 

Edited November 27, 201510 yr by OSRS Sebastian

GRILL??

Alright! Will contact you soon. Thanks. Appreciate it. Everytime i contact a grill i just walk away in shame.. It's kinda anoying you know? But i don't seem to have any problems with your girlfriend.

 

 

 

Gangsters don't have a girlfriend

 

 

 

 

I see, well I don't 'SPRAK' dutch

I see, well I don't 'SPRAK' dutch

 

Sprak is actually the past.

 

Sprak = spoke

 

Feel free to buy some dutch lessons from me

Sprak is actually the past.

Sprak = spoke

Feel free to buy some dutch lessons from me

Sure, cheap cheap?

Sure, cheap cheap?

 

what are you offering? xD

what are you offering? xD

 

 

Someone told me that 'lelijke dikzak'  means youre very skinny and beautiful with a big booty

 

Not sure tho

Someone told me that 'lelijke dikzak'  means youre very skinny and beautiful with a big booty

 

Not sure tho

 

Loool, you probs trolling me xD

 

lelijke dikzak = ugly fatfuck

Did you ever see a french guy botting?

I honestly met less then 5 pll in the past 2 years.

 

So Ya you can assume everyone on here whos from belguim can speak dutch. xD

 

oh wait ... the dialect your speaking isn't dutch, more like russian

Guess I'll have to rethink my theory now

 

Khaleesi

Lmao, rekt

Loool, you probs trolling me xD

 

lelijke dikzak = ugly fatfuck

 

Ah okay

 

See I've learned some flirting phrases too

 

'Je bent zo speciaal als een regenboog in de nacht'

' Jij en ik horen als de maan en de sterren bij elkaar' 

 

Could you translate that for me?

Ah okay

 

See I've learned some flirting phrases too

 

'Je bent zo speciaal als een regenboog in de nacht'

' Jij en ik horen als de maan en de sterren bij elkaar' 

 

Could you translate that for me?

 

lol how did you learn them and write them properly then?

and now asking me to translate? you troll

 

'You are so special as a rainbow by night'

'You and me belong together as the moon and the stars'

 

Not even sure if the last one is proper english lol xD

 

Khaleesi

this thread was a good read