> be sexy ass motherfucker like me

> wake up in the morning

> check the mirror

> yup, still a sexy ass motherfucker looks back

> hop in the car

> drive around city and stop for a beer

> drink a couple of beers

> ???

> profit

> hop back to your car

> drive home

> see a fucking albatross flying over the purple dragon on the runway

> step out of the car like a police officer

> albatross threatens to shit on my chest

> accept your faith

> dragon laughs

> kill the dragon

> get arrested

> realise that jail is like a 5 star luxury hotel

> ???

> get raped by jail mates

> icrievritime.jpeg

> wake up

> still a sexy ass motherfucker

thanks

ive always wondered what it was like to be autistic

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.' Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was a really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through.' I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because this thread gave me cancer anyway.

u wot m8