>Be me

>Just graduated college a week ago back in May

>Decide to go to New York to chill with my brother and his friends

>A week later it's wing wednesday where you get infinite wings so we decide to go to hooters and get the wings of the buffalo

>Lots of pretty girls wearing tight clothes showing off their tig ol bitties

>Our waitress comes to sit with us as customary when taking orders

>Sits right next to me and says I am her favorite

>Feels good man

>The four of us place our orders

>Waitress leaves to kitchen

>Obnoxious group of basic bros sitting ahead of us drunk as fuck being rude to the waitresses and everyone is just angrily dealing with them

>Randomly suggest we change the channel on our TV to PBS to go against the grain like bad asses and shit, bring some culture to this here food establishment

>Brother and friends think that's a funny idea and suggest I totally do it

>Ask that the channel gets changed to PBS

>MFW PBS gets put on and we're now watching Bob mother fucking Ross paint happy little clouds and trees

>Table burst in laughter as we have literally destroyed the fabric of reality with this sick ass stunt

>20 minutes later the flock of full on basic bros from earlier with their super hero T-shirts and snap back caps and I heart Emma Watson pins come up to us

>Tells us to change the tv back to the sports game

>*turns into a powerful wizard because knowledge is power* Do you want to build a snow man?

>Basic bro leader says what?

>Proceeds to casts ice barrage on their punk asses and the restaurant roars with applause and now I am the harem king of all the waitresses

>Manager comes out angrily and kicks me,my brother and his two friends out

>Jokes on him...

>We just oceans 11'd their asses

>As we walk away into the distance we reveal several tupperware containers filled to the brim with the glorious wings of the buffalo...

>That night we did't just go to hooters...

>We became men *epic guitar solo, credits roll*

 

And that... was my first trip to hooters.

 

The end

Wild story man.

 

But honestly, Bob Ross is a magician with paint.

yeah same

anyone else craving wings now?? 

Looks like im going back to Hooters tonight boys.

Sounds like a riot lol

awesome story, i r8 8/8 m8