NoahTheWeebWolf Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 >Be me >Just graduated college a week ago back in May >Decide to go to New York to chill with my brother and his friends >A week later it's wing wednesday where you get infinite wings so we decide to go to hooters and get the wings of the buffalo >Lots of pretty girls wearing tight clothes showing off their tig ol bitties >Our waitress comes to sit with us as customary when taking orders >Sits right next to me and says I am her favorite >Feels good man >The four of us place our orders >Waitress leaves to kitchen >Obnoxious group of basic bros sitting ahead of us drunk as fuck being rude to the waitresses and everyone is just angrily dealing with them >Randomly suggest we change the channel on our TV to PBS to go against the grain like bad asses and shit, bring some culture to this here food establishment >Brother and friends think that's a funny idea and suggest I totally do it >Ask that the channel gets changed to PBS >MFW PBS gets put on and we're now watching Bob mother fucking Ross paint happy little clouds and trees >Table burst in laughter as we have literally destroyed the fabric of reality with this sick ass stunt >20 minutes later the flock of full on basic bros from earlier with their super hero T-shirts and snap back caps and I heart Emma Watson pins come up to us >Tells us to change the tv back to the sports game >*turns into a powerful wizard because knowledge is power* Do you want to build a snow man? >Basic bro leader says what? >Proceeds to casts ice barrage on their punk asses and the restaurant roars with applause and now I am the harem king of all the waitresses >Manager comes out angrily and kicks me,my brother and his two friends out >Jokes on him... >We just oceans 11'd their asses >As we walk away into the distance we reveal several tupperware containers filled to the brim with the glorious wings of the buffalo... >That night we did't just go to hooters... >We became men *epic guitar solo, credits roll* And that... was my first trip to hooters. The end
Deceiver Posted July 6, 2015 Posted July 6, 2015 Wild story man. But honestly, Bob Ross is a magician with paint. 1
