NoahTheWeebWolf Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 >Be me >Just graduated college a week ago back in May >Decide to go to New York to chill with my brother and his friends >A week later it's wing wednesday where you get infinite wings so we decide to go to hooters and get the wings of the buffalo >Lots of pretty girls wearing tight clothes showing off their tig ol bitties >Our waitress comes to sit with us as customary when taking orders >Sits right next to me and says I am her favorite >Feels good man >The four of us place our orders >Waitress leaves to kitchen >Obnoxious group of basic bros sitting ahead of us drunk as fuck being rude to the waitresses and everyone is just angrily dealing with them >Randomly suggest we change the channel on our TV to PBS to go against the grain like bad asses and shit, bring some culture to this here food establishment >Brother and friends think that's a funny idea and suggest I totally do it >Ask that the channel gets changed to PBS >MFW PBS gets put on and we're now watching Bob mother fucking Ross paint happy little clouds and trees >Table burst in laughter as we have literally destroyed the fabric of reality with this sick ass stunt >20 minutes later the flock of full on basic bros from earlier with their super hero T-shirts and snap back caps and I heart Emma Watson pins come up to us >Tells us to change the tv back to the sports game >*turns into a powerful wizard because knowledge is power* Do you want to build a snow man? >Basic bro leader says what? >Proceeds to casts ice barrage on their punk asses and the restaurant roars with applause and now I am the harem king of all the waitresses >Manager comes out angrily and kicks me,my brother and his two friends out >Jokes on him... >We just oceans 11'd their asses >As we walk away into the distance we reveal several tupperware containers filled to the brim with the glorious wings of the buffalo... >That night we did't just go to hooters... >We became men *epic guitar solo, credits roll* And that... was my first trip to hooters. The end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deceiver Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Wild story man. But honestly, Bob Ross is a magician with paint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epsilon Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 yeah same 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thexokid Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 anyone else craving wings now?? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Looks like im going back to Hooters tonight boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Red_Flag Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 Sounds like a riot lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuakedM8 Posted July 6, 2015 Share Posted July 6, 2015 awesome story, i r8 8/8 m8 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
