"Before I know it, he's got both of my peels in his knife-like grip above my bananahead, and he's pinning me to the wall using his knifelips . . . His other knife-hand grabs my banana-hair and yanks down my peel, bringing my face up, and his sharp lips are on mine . . . My banana tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance . . . His knife is against my banana belly."

 

Fifty Shades of Banana

This is not an original piece. Inspiration was taken from my favourite book, fifty shades of grey.

 

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Im at loss for words here lol...... uhh..... love triangle with the waste disposal bin?. Maybe the knife has an affair, goes plantains and never goes back ha.

Edited April 16, 201510 yr by Spacecowboy

What in the world.. Weird as fuck..

 

You could make it like.. The banana wasn't a banana and it was actually a mature plantain!

They can be a banana knife

hahahahah this story could end in two ways! good or bad :P 

Copy and paste 50 shades of grey