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windows 8 guide for noobies (MUST READ if you're a retarded monkey that follows the group by saying windows 8>.1< sucks without trying it)


The Hero of Time

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WINDOWS 8.1 IS NOT THE SAME AS WINDOWS 8, it is MUCH better

 

i am here to show you why 8.1 is so much better

 

 

 

"omg every app opens in full screen"

"omg the start button is gone"

"omg i can't search in fkin shit windows 8"

"omg there is no start menu"

WINDOWS 8 IS SO FUCKING SHIT

known_memes_refreshed_by_me__mega_rage__

 

 

 

Okay okay stop. i am here to show you why windows 8.1 is actually really nice

 

"omg every app opens in full screen"
 
no it doesn't. calculator? here look.
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"omg the start button is gone"
nope, it's not(GET WINDOWS 8.1)
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"omg i can't search in fkin shit windows 8"
that's right, get windows 8.1 and you can(windows 8.0 is shit)
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"omg there is no start menu"
yes, there is
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explanation
What did you pin on your start menu at windows 7? a game, maybe calculator, and notepad or something, well you can put all that on here, just click the windows button on your keyboard OR the start menu button just like in windows 7, and you can choose whatever you pinned on it
 
 
MUST-PERFORM ACTIONS
step1
REMOVE ALL APPS AND SHIT THINGS FROM THE START MENU WHEN YOU SEE IT FOR THE FIRST TIME. everything. later replace with anything you want like explained above(start menu)
step2
go to your taskbar, right click -> properties -> navigation
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check the first one at start screen so you go to your desktop without showing metro, and show your background on start so that it looks really nice
step3
enjoy!
 
 
 
prepare yourself, for i am going to show you something terrible! you have been warned.
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^ this ugly son of a bitch is ugly as fuck. like i said remove all the default apps, use your background image as start menu background, and pin ur own apps
 
 
 
WINDOWS 8 IS SO FUCKING SHIT
I fully agree with you, get windows 8.1 you tard.
 
 
 
 
 
windows 8.1 is really nice, the start menu is the same as in windows 7 only it looks cooler, also everything in windows 8.1 looks much smoother than windows 7, and (personally) i like the sounds more
 
IMPORTANT
If you get windows 8.1, it boots much, much faster which is really really nice!cool.png
 
 
 
aight guys now fkin stop hating because i know a lot of you just run along the other sheep saying windows 8 is shit when you haven't even tried 8.1 yourself.
 
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yes it was, 8.1 wasn't though.

 

8.1 was a patch, but still far from perfect.

The 7-8 transition was super confusing for most people, the 8.1 was an improvement but is still far from perfect, hence why they are moving on so swiftly to 10 (which is essentially a rebrand of 8 with more familiar interfaces, etc..).

The only good thing about 8/8.1 is that it might have prepared the windows OS for the future.

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8 is still good, the only difference between 8 and 8.1 is minor interface changes, the back-end (which makes Windows 8 particularly amazing) is significantly more efficient than 7.

While I absolutely hate the changes, because they "fixed" what was not broken, the operating system itself is just better.

the fuck i hated 8

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