You dont. YOU DONT BOT.

My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, "If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately." Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. 

 

Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

@Maldesto pls ban.

@Maldesto pls ban.

 

pls no ban me

pls no ban me

Nope too late, Maldesto sent me here to ban you.

 

 

 

you dont say?

 

Your post made me go full retard.

 

 

So a daughter goes up to her dad and said, "Hey daddy guess what day it is today", dad says "Your birthday!", girl says "Yay! You remembered! Can you remember how old I am?". The dad responds "No", the daughter says "5 now!". 

 

So the daughter goes over to her grandpa in the next room and says, "Hey grandpa, guess what day it is today", grandpa says "Your birthday!", girl says "Yay! You remembered! Can you remember how old I am?". The grandpa responds "Hmm, i'll need you to pull down your pants so i can check". So the little girl pulls down her pants and her undies. The grandpa goes in for a sniff. While sniffing, he claimed that the eccentric smell of her muff was exhilarating and reminded him of the time of year. After about 3 minutes of sniffing, he shoves a finger up there, soon after about 5 minutes the grandpa says, "My my young lady, you're 5 years old!". The little girl says "Wow grandpa, you're amazing how did you know?", the grandpa replies "I heard your father say it."

 

Your post made me go full retard.

 

 

So a daughter goes up to her dad and said, "Hey daddy guess what day it is today", dad says "Your birthday!", girl says "Yay! You remembered! Can you remember how old I am?". The dad responds "No", the daughter says "5 now!". 

 

So the daughter goes over to her grandpa in the next room and says, "Hey grandpa, guess what day it is today", grandpa says "Your birthday!", girl says "Yay! You remembered! Can you remember how old I am?". The grandpa responds "Hmm, i'll need you to pull down your pants so i can check". So the little girl pulls down her pants and her undies. The grandpa goes in for a sniff. While sniffing, he claimed that the eccentric smell of her muff was exhilarating and reminded him of the time of year. After about 3 minutes of sniffing, he shoves a finger up there, soon after about 5 minutes the grandpa says, "My my young lady, you're 5 years old!". The little girl says "Wow grandpa, you're amazing how did you know?", the grandpa replies "I heard your father say it."

 

 

Pedo bear located?