What would you do if your 8 year old self visited you?

[lolmanden]

I'd tell him to not waste your time jerking with skinny jeans.

 

 

O wait, I was 11 year old.

[The Hero of Time]

id tell him to start lifting earlier.

You should've done something at your childhood, For me it was climbing trees and standing on my hands, my record was 18 secs when i was a kid, that's pretty impressive tbh o.O i cant even come close to that anymore. and yea now i sometimes do some push ups, and my biceps are pretty big, oh almost forgot! i swam A LOT when i was young, get's you strong too

[John Smith]

switch hands when jerking off

[giga55]

I would do something like maldesto and invent something big that hasnt been invented

Edited July 21, 2014 by giga55

[G4ng]

Would probably tell myself the things in life to avoid... Talk to people in my family that passed away years ago and I don't know much about... Except pictures :huh:

[Hayden]

tell him that dad is going to have a brain aneurysm and to get him checked so he didn't die...

[Vlad]

i'd teach him how to jerk off

[Scotty]

shake his hand

 

 

what  afuckin legend he is

[DoinYourMom]

I'd slap the bitch out of him.

[Acerd]

(Sorry if this is gravedigging but it was on the first page)

I'd tell him to not move to Iran (2008 was the year I moved to Iran)

[doodooswag45]

Toke up

[Oliver]

i would tell him to buy bitcoins :P

[Wisefish]

i won't say anything but i would never use drugs again because i most be tripping realy hard

[IBreakfast]

i would learn him how to eat breakfast under 60 seconds.

[Seks]

i would learn him how to eat breakfast under 60 seconds.

Thats fucking impossible unless ure super hungry and the breakfast is minimal-sized or u just drink a protein shake, otherwise ur story is bullshit and unrealistic imo.