lolmanden Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I'd tell him to not waste your time jerking with skinny jeans. O wait, I was 11 year old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 id tell him to start lifting earlier. You should've done something at your childhood, For me it was climbing trees and standing on my hands, my record was 18 secs when i was a kid, that's pretty impressive tbh o.O i cant even come close to that anymore. and yea now i sometimes do some push ups, and my biceps are pretty big, oh almost forgot! i swam A LOT when i was young, get's you strong too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Smith Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 switch hands when jerking off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
giga55 Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 (edited) I would do something like maldesto and invent something big that hasnt been invented Edited July 21, 2014 by giga55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G4ng Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Would probably tell myself the things in life to avoid... Talk to people in my family that passed away years ago and I don't know much about... Except pictures :huh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayden Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 tell him that dad is going to have a brain aneurysm and to get him checked so he didn't die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vlad Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 i'd teach him how to jerk off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 shake his hand what afuckin legend he is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoinYourMom Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I'd slap the bitch out of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerd Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 (Sorry if this is gravedigging but it was on the first page)I'd tell him to not move to Iran (2008 was the year I moved to Iran) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doodooswag45 Posted October 5, 2014 Share Posted October 5, 2014 Toke up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 i would tell him to buy bitcoins :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisefish Posted December 5, 2014 Share Posted December 5, 2014 i won't say anything but i would never use drugs again because i most be tripping realy hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBreakfast Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 i would learn him how to eat breakfast under 60 seconds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seks Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 i would learn him how to eat breakfast under 60 seconds. Thats fucking impossible unless ure super hungry and the breakfast is minimal-sized or u just drink a protein shake, otherwise ur story is bullshit and unrealistic imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
