I'd tell him to not waste your time jerking with skinny jeans.

 

 

O wait, I was 11 year old.

id tell him to start lifting earlier.

You should've done something at your childhood, For me it was climbing trees and standing on my hands, my record was 18 secs when i was a kid, that's pretty impressive tbh o.O i cant even come close to that anymore. and yea now i sometimes do some push ups, and my biceps are pretty big, oh almost forgot! i swam A LOT when i was young, get's you strong too

switch hands when jerking off

I would do something like maldesto and invent something big that hasnt been invented

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Would probably tell myself the things in life to avoid... Talk to people in my family that passed away years ago and I don't know much about... Except pictures :huh:

tell him that dad is going to have a brain aneurysm and to get him checked so he didn't die...

i'd teach him how to jerk off

shake his hand

 

 

what  afuckin legend he is

I'd slap the bitch out of him.

(Sorry if this is gravedigging but it was on the first page)

I'd tell him to not move to Iran (2008 was the year I moved to Iran)

Toke up

i would tell him to buy bitcoins :P

i won't say anything but i would never use drugs again because i most be tripping realy hard

i would learn him how to eat breakfast under 60 seconds.

i would learn him how to eat breakfast under 60 seconds.

Thats fucking impossible unless ure super hungry and the breakfast is minimal-sized or u just drink a protein shake, otherwise ur story is bullshit and unrealistic imo.