going to ask a girl out soon need advice

[Gilgad]

Get that motherfucker alone, so no one is with you. Sit her the fuck down and sit down right next to her. Give her something, like chocolate or whatever the fuck girls like, tampons or some shit. Hold her hands, both of them, not just one cuz that's fucking pussy, look her in the eyes, deep as shit, do that shit don't just think about doing it. Stay there a few seconds, hold that position, then when you have big enough balls, ask the bitch out. Just 5 simple words "will you be my girlfriend?" Cuz that shit's cuter than "will you go out with me?" After all this you will have a girlfriend then you will come back and thank me for this. Have fun being in a relationship ********.

 

Swear i've read/heard this before.

[Cinnamon]

Get that motherfucker alone, so no one is with you. Sit her the fuck down and sit down right next to her. Give her something, like chocolate or whatever the fuck girls like, tampons or some shit. Hold her hands, both of them, not just one cuz that's fucking pussy, look her in the eyes, deep as shit, do that shit don't just think about doing it. Stay there a few seconds, hold that position, then when you have big enough balls, ask the bitch out. Just 5 simple words "will you be my girlfriend?" Cuz that shit's cuter than "will you go out with me?" After all this you will have a girlfriend then you will come back and thank me for this. Have fun being in a relationship ********.

 

amen

[Kittens]

work out b4 asking a girl out for about a week or more and keep going at it hard it will build ur ego/confidence and help in asking her out and stuff and what not mate, after you ask her out keep working out as it will help you wit your confidence when asking girls out in the future and etc.

[Lights]

Swear i've read/heard this before.

Ya, it's been passed around the internet, I've seen it too :p

[GOD]

I kind of got cancer.

same

[Dragonstorm]

Hey let's ask this on a Runescape bot forum.

[G4ng]

Oh my...

[Oliver]

you have to lick it, b4 you stick it 

[WhenPigsFly]

 

^ probably not like that eh

[Dick]

Why people always acting like asking somebody out it a terribly hard thing to do...

 

|Just go there and say hey wanna do this and this