Timekeeper Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) I have noticed an influx of "feels" related incidents lately and have been conducting a low-key inquiry into the pandemic of "butt-hurt" that seems to be going on. After many endless nights with only cheap booze and the smell of my sweet Delilahs perfume to keep me going, I have come to an abrupt and inescapable conclusion. Most of the victims, are a product of BeingABitchsyndrome. Now if you're anything like me you want to avoid those who carry this illness, for if it is contagious remains unknown at this point. There are several (albeit not full proof) methods to tell if someone is a bitch and I will go into them here Calculate the amount of time they spend bitching, if it is on average more than one hour a day, they have BeingABitchSyndrome Is there signs of eye watering or other feminine like qualities when they are confronted? Now have you seen them act in a childish manner or throw a fit? Normally they also tend to run to a "mommy" figure when their feelings are hurt As well as a "daddy" figure Maybe they also tend to use a privledge given to them in a selfish way Or sometimes seems to flex rules so that they work out in their favor Now read the first letter of every sentence in this section for another dead giveaway if the person is a bitch So I am hereby starting a non-profit organization around finding and collaborating with like minded non-bitch people in order to form a more perfect society. Edited March 17, 2014 by Timekeeper 2
qw3 Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 This is exactly what this community has been needing. You have found the missing key Timekeeper
Timekeeper Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 This is exactly what this community has been needing. You have found the missing key Timekeeper At end of the day I am no different from anybody else. I am the people, and I fight for the people.
solononforever Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Iv used this to find out that @SupremeLeader is the biggest bitch in the world.
Timekeeper Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 Iv used this to find out that @SupremeLeader is the biggest bitch in the world. Do my eyes deceive me? Has he really been permanently banned? 1
qw3 Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Do my eyes deceive me? Has he really been permanently banned? Requested to be banned. Indeed a bitch 1
Timekeeper Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 Requested to be banned. Indeed a bitch Bitch status = confirmed 1
GoldenGates Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 You sir are a prime example of this, just by making this thread. 1
solononforever Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Agreed Supremeleader is truly a bitch, And I hope he stays banned
Timekeeper Posted March 17, 2014 Author Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) You sir are a prime example of this, just by making this thread. The perplexities of this paradox truly are remarkable. However if your argument is someone having a predisposition to making an obviously and alarmingly satiric thread as a guideline on someone being a bitch, then I am going to request you seek a doctor immediately and discuss the following matters with him. 1. There appears to be a long phallic shaped object up your ass, perhaps a stick, see about having it removed. 2. You need to ask him about starting a regiment immediately for a full course of anti-bitchodine. It appears you are suffering from BeingABitchSyndrome Edited March 17, 2014 by Timekeeper
solononforever Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 (edited) The perplexities of this paradox truly are remarkable. However if you the argument is someone having a predisposition to making an obviously and alarmingly satiric thread as a guideline on someone being a bitch, then I am going to request you seek a doctor immediately and discuss the following matters with him. 1. There appears to be a long phallic shaped object up your ass, perhaps a stick, see about having it removed. 2. You need to ask him about starting a regiment immediately for a full course of anti-bitchodine. It appears you are suffering from BeingABitchSyndrome Since when did you get a huge vocabulary , I only understood 50% of that post Edited March 17, 2014 by solononforever
zaros784 Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 Since when did you get a huge vocabulary , I only understood 50% of that post He said, "if you the argument" He's just trying to sound smart bruh. 2
Levi Posted March 17, 2014 Posted March 17, 2014 op is da biggest bitch, using da big vocaberino to make up for his bitcherino points 1
