I have noticed an influx of "feels" related incidents lately and have been conducting a low-key inquiry into the pandemic of "butt-hurt" that seems to be going on.

 

After many endless nights with only cheap booze and the smell of my sweet Delilahs perfume to keep me going, I have come to an abrupt and inescapable conclusion.

 

 

Most of the victims, are a product of BeingABitchsyndrome.

 

 

 

Now if you're anything like me you want to avoid those who carry this illness, for if it is contagious remains unknown at this point.

 

There are several (albeit not full proof) methods to tell if someone is a bitch and I will go into them here

 

Calculate the amount of time they spend bitching, if it is on average more than one hour a day, they have BeingABitchSyndrome

Is there signs of eye watering or other feminine like qualities when they are confronted?

Now have you seen them act in a childish manner or throw a fit?

Normally they also tend to run to a "mommy" figure when their feelings are hurt

As well as a "daddy" figure

Maybe they also tend to use a privledge given to them in a selfish way

Or sometimes seems to flex rules so that they work out in their favor

Now read the first letter of every sentence in this section for another dead giveaway if the person is a bitch

 

 

 

So I am hereby starting a non-profit organization around finding and collaborating with like minded non-bitch people in order to form a more perfect society.

Edited March 17, 201411 yr by Timekeeper

This is exactly what this community has been needing. You have found the missing key Timekeeper

time4admin

This is exactly what this community has been needing. You have found the missing key Timekeeper

 

At end of the day I am no different from anybody else.

 

I am the people, and I fight for the people.

Iv used this to find out that @SupremeLeader is the biggest bitch in the world.

Iv used this to find out that @SupremeLeader is the biggest bitch in the world.

 

 

Do my eyes deceive me? Has he really been permanently banned?

Do my eyes deceive me? Has he really been permanently banned?

Requested to be banned. Indeed a bitch

Requested to be banned. Indeed a bitch

 

Bitch status = confirmed

You sir are a prime example of this, just by making this thread.

Agreed Supremeleader is truly a bitch, And I hope he stays banned

You sir are a prime example of this, just by making this thread.

 

The perplexities of this paradox truly are remarkable.

 

However if your argument is someone having a predisposition to making an obviously and alarmingly satiric thread as a guideline on someone being a bitch, then I am going to request you seek a doctor immediately and discuss the following matters with him.

 

1. There appears to be a long phallic shaped object up your ass, perhaps a stick, see about having it removed.

2. You need to ask him about starting a regiment immediately for a full course of anti-bitchodine. It appears you are suffering from BeingABitchSyndrome 

Edited March 17, 201411 yr by Timekeeper

The perplexities of this paradox truly are remarkable.

 

However if you the argument is someone having a predisposition to making an obviously and alarmingly satiric thread as a guideline on someone being a bitch, then I am going to request you seek a doctor immediately and discuss the following matters with him.

 

1. There appears to be a long phallic shaped object up your ass, perhaps a stick, see about having it removed.

2. You need to ask him about starting a regiment immediately for a full course of anti-bitchodine. It appears you are suffering from BeingABitchSyndrome 

Since when did you get a huge vocabulary , I only understood 50% of that post

Edited March 17, 201411 yr by solononforever

Since when did you get a huge vocabulary , I only understood 50% of that post

He said, "if you the argument"

 

He's just trying to sound smart bruh.

Tl;dr

op is da biggest bitch, using da big vocaberino to make up for his bitcherino points