Tell me your best joke

[Caam]

Best joke wins absolutely nothing

[solononforever]

One of these spoilers contain the funniest joke of all time.

 

Edited March 9, 2014 by solononforever

[Caam]

I just opened all of them you arsehole

[Freak]

I just opened all of them you arsehole

 

 

This

[PaasHazen18]

Do you know that joke about that guy who went to Paris ?

 

He didn't.

[Caam]

Do you know that joke about that guy who went to Paris ?

 

He didn't.

I chuckled slightly

[FrostBug]

I just opened all of them you arsehole

tfw you didnt just quote his post to see that all the bb tags were empty

[RoomScape]

tfw you didnt just quote his post to see that all the bb tags were empty

Exactly what I was thinking.

Newfags don't know!!

OP: 2 guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks.

Edited March 9, 2014 by RoomScape

[DeadlyLazy]

Exactly what I was thinking.

Newfag a don't know!!

OP: 3 guys walk into a bar; the third guy ducks.

If 3 guys walk into a bar the third guy would've already walked into the bar; therefore he couldn't duck.

[RoomScape]

If 3 guys walk into a bar the third guy would've already walked into the bar; therefore he couldn't duck.

Oh.

Umm... Typo?

[lolop99]

what is the difference between a cow and a woman?

if people say : i don't know

 

you say: Omg...you too don't choosy

 

if say cow and woman have different(correct)

 

[Jin]

Walk through the door, almost banged my head... I get on the bus but can't fit the top floor... I'm only 6ft2 so why is everything so small?

 

It's tough being tall, this is all from experience.

[Caam]

tfw you didnt just quote his post to see that all the bb tags were empty

 

tfw you see it when you reply to the post, and want to kill yourself. 

 

Walk through the door, almost banged my head... I get on the bus but can't fit the top floor... I'm only 6ft2 so why is everything so small?

 

It's tough being tall, this is all from experience.

 

BEST JOKE EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WE HAVE A WINNNNNEEEEEEERRRRRR

[FeelsGoodMan]

You just this read wrong.

[Caam]

You just this read wrong.

 

Go play with someone else's head sandz