ScorpioZ: The only person that can troll me this well

October 5, 201312 yr

As you all know, I just opened up a ghetto service. I'm sitting on Skype when right after I post my service thread I get like 5 requests on Skype (2 legit, 3 you'll see later). I quickly accept and start conversating asking what they need and how can I help them.

The 1st guy who adds me claims he wants a few quests done then copies me 83 quests in one big notepad. I'm overwhelmed and I ask if he is trolling me, and many times he says he isn't. I believe him and just think he might be some rich guy who wants a quest cape. He starts off with 200M then goes up to 400M if I can get it done fast. I am excited by this offer when he says in 50 days he wants it done. I say, okay, you'll put 50M on the account for supplies, 25M upfront payment, then 7.5M a day x 50 = 400m and 50m for supplies. He agrees to everything I say.

While i'm talking to this person, I call ScorpioZ to show how excited I am, my mic is currently broken so I just type really fast and listen to what he has to say, he tells me it's a good deal and I continue on, while i'm talking to him another guy asks me for a firecape and claims yoloswag estimated 22m which I laugh it (not actually yoloswag's price, this was madeup by him) and I ask him what his gear/stats are.

While i'm talking to the firecape buyer, another person adds me and asks for 1-85 herb and 1-70 str, I tell scorp fuck man im getting too many requests and how i'm so excited. This guy tells me he doesn't care if it's botted and he'll give me 80M. I get excited because I know how much i'm profitting, while i'm talking to him i'm talking to scorp and exclaiming how excited I am and how i'll be making $1K + from all this and getting really hyped, then one deletes me, the person who wants the powerleveling done, I think it's a glitch because right after the guy who wanted all 83 quests done deletes me, I, in the mood think it's a glitch and restart my Skype to see all 3 guys have deleted me and do not readd me.

I tell Scorp about that and he starts giggling. He says look at this gyazo and shows me this.