So I just saw a thread on here and got inspiration to make this.

It's really just a bot that accepts anything for jokes.

It banks upon reaching a full inventory.

It's opensource (Here)

I was gonna comment in the code (And I did... Two places), but I ended up saying fuck it and not doing that.

Oh and it also cancels trades which have been idle for 30 seconds.

To add more jokes to the bot, you wanna copy my example in the onStart() method.

@Override
    public void onStart() throws InterruptedException {
        jOkEs.add("Why did the chicken cross the road?:To get to the other side");
    }

The jokes are supposed to be 2 parts like the one shown above.

The different "links" are separated by a colon (:).

So if I wanna add a joke like this:

A llama kicked me out of my house.
Alpaca my bags.

It'd look like this in onStart()

jOkEs.add("A llama kicked me out of my house.:Alpaca my bags.");

While writing this thread, I realise that I forgot to make the bot send messages when it isn't doing shit (Like advertising), so you'll have to add that yourself (Like 1 line of code).

Other than that, enjoy.

Written in 5 minutes or smth like that.

Not gonna compile a jar cuz it would only have 1 joke.

Feel free to donate some of the sick profit you've made using this script (You'll end up making bills). My BTC address is here: 1MEDUSArXACrEw1RNktAdyxuDpAWqzwbdt

Edited April 21, 20196 yr by Medusaa

mate you just ruined my freaking money making method.

^{Rest in piece the scammer and shitposter that originally made this method.}

This whole script is a joke

where the download @? i'll donate part of what I make lol

9 hours ago, dragonite3000 said:

where the download @? i'll donate part of what I make lol

It says on the thread that I won't pre-compile a jar due to the fact that it'd only contain 1 joke. If you send me a list of jokes (Already in the required code "format" (jOkEs.add("joke1p1:joke1p2");)) I can do it

9 hours ago, b4k4l1m said:

This whole script is a joke

I mean partly yea. It actually works though, so you could potentially profit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It should hop to a populated world and walk to the GE or some other highly populated area. Other than that it's great. Might actually try this for a few weeks on 5-10 bots.

13 hours ago, Medusaa said:

I mean partly yea. It actually works though, so you could potentially profit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

post 10 hour proggie lol ?

13 hours ago, b4k4l1m said:

post 10 hour proggie lol ?

Haven't even ran it for 10 hours lol. Might start it in a bit.

EDIT: 15 minute proggy

http://prntscr.com/n42bcl

This might not happen to everyone though.. Obviously lmao

Edited March 28, 20196 yr by Medusaa

lol sick moneymaker might try it out soon ?

Lmfao, this is great

12 hours ago, griffpage said:

Lmfao, this is great

Uh... Obviously yea  

LMAO gonna test this script 24 h wait for proggie

Updated code to fix people being able to quickly remove item from their offer and still get a joke.

Look @ github

Ran for a full 24 hours for the memes. No bans

 

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