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I will start, would you rather go down on Rosie O'Donnell after she jogged 3 miles in humid weather? OR... have the dude in my avatar ride you like a horse for a day?

 

Rules: you must answer the previous question and then create your own would you rather.

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  On 3/10/2017 at 1:46 AM, lizzzerd said:

ill take rosie's smelly cooter

 

Question:

fuck your grandma and nobody knows OR... dont fuck your grandma but everyone thinks you did?

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probably the second one considering she's dead so they'd only think i rolled up my gma in a joint for a extra high.

 

Would you rather lick your dads foot after a hard day at work or eat a smoothie that'd sat next to a window for 4 days?

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  On 3/10/2017 at 1:53 AM, parsen said:

probably the second one considering she's dead so they'd only think i rolled up my gma in a joint for a extra high.

 

Would you rather lick your dads foot after a hard day at work or eat a smoothie that'd sat next to a window for 4 days?

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fuck thats both fucked.. probably smoothie

 

wud u rather cut off both ur hands or gouge out both ur eyes

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  On 3/10/2017 at 1:53 AM, parsen said:

probably the second one considering she's dead so they'd only think i rolled up my gma in a joint for a extra high.

 

Would you rather lick your dads foot after a hard day at work or eat a smoothie that'd sat next to a window for 4 days?

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Smoothie dude, fuck feet!

 

Would you rather have unprotected sex with a $5 Thai hooker OR have a guy rub your balls against a cheesegrater?

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  On 3/10/2017 at 2:03 AM, DrDu said:

fuck thats both fucked.. probably smoothie

 

wud u rather cut off both ur hands or gouge out both ur eyes

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cut off both my hands

  On 3/10/2017 at 2:04 AM, towelman said:

 

Smoothie dude, fuck feet!

 

Would you rather have unprotected sex with a $5 Thai hooker OR have a guy rub your balls against a cheesegrater?

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have unprotected sex with a $5 Thai hooker

Would you rather eat a raw chicken or snort dirt?

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  On 3/10/2017 at 2:03 AM, DrDu said:

fuck thats both fucked.. probably smoothie

I KEEP FUCKING UP THE THREAD LOL, NO MORE POSTING FOR TOWEL!

wud u rather cut off both ur hands or gouge out both ur eyes

Eyes

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Would you rather have unprotected sex with a $5 Thai hooker OR have a guy rub your balls against a cheesegrater?

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  On 3/10/2017 at 2:06 AM, Volta said:

cut off both my hands

have unprotected sex with a $5 Thai hooker

Would you rather eat a raw chicken or snort dirt?

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I would rather Snort dirt (might get me high??)

Would you rather put wasabi into your eyes? OR... Let Tom Cruise give you a mustache ride?

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  On 3/10/2017 at 2:09 AM, towelman said:

 

Would you rather put wasabi into your eyes? OR... Let Tom Cruise give you a mustache ride?

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Put wasabi into my eyes. The pain would go away eventually. 

Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it? 

 

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  On 3/10/2017 at 3:22 AM, Pennyroyal said:

Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for the rest of your life or join in once to stop it?

 

>> Just join in :P

 

Would you rather sit on a dick and eat cake  or sit on a cake and eat dick?

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LMFAOOOO

 

Would you rather:

1) Eat your own shit as you take a dump

2) Let a hobo piss in your mouth

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