crushed a can at lunch and had 12 people in the bathroom smoking weed, we all got suspended and charged with marijuana possesions and a couple other charges.

Just now, Anne said:

Suspended? Damn take your education seriously already, what kind of people are you causing trouble that gets you suspended

like you haven't been in trouble before Anne 

Just now, parsen said:

like you haven't been in trouble before Anne 

Naw I don't pull shit like that  

Just now, Anne said:

Naw I don't pull shit like that  

too busy hitting on the grills instead 

I got suspended for one day, and all I did was move the clock forward by 45 minutes and my teacher actually fell for it. 

Also it was April fool's day...

Suspended for having a knife in my locker...

 

this knife was legit for peeling the skin of my pear (lunch) 

Just now, Sysm said:

Suspended for having a knife in my locker...

 

this knife was legit for peeling the skin of my pear (lunch) 

Issa nife

Just now, parsen said:

Issa nife

was one of these

like 

1 minute ago, Sysm said:

was one of these

like 

Got suspended for mooning a car that was following our bus in grade 8 coming back from a school trip. Car followed us an hour after i did it back to the school, it was the grade 7 teacher smh.

jokingly slapping my friend.. 3 days of suspension.

girl splattered paint on her during ceramic class, i laughed, teacher yelled at me and told me to pick up all the paint and clean the girls shirt. I said no and she told me to get out her class, I told her i wasn't her slave so okay *im the only black person in  my school so it was pretty funny', 5 days of in school detention. 

 

 

Suspended for telling a girl that I fucked her mom, we were both in 6th grade.

15 minutes ago, parsen said:

too busy hitting on the grills instead 

u get me man  

Fighting. One of my friends was chinese, we didn't appreciate the snide racism. Turned into a recurring problem every year, was like a tradition to have a brawl with these fuckwits in the year above us. Few suspensions/police threats.

Food fights. Had these massive outdoor slugfests with a shitload of fruit that we'd come prepared with, turn into abit of an epidemic across the school and they started raging coz theyd have to clean it all up.

Stink bombs. While all the above was happening we'd brew living cultures and siphon them off into smaller projectiles, one got thrown inside the canteen window and had to be shut down coz of biohazard, my friend had to go clean it up, horrific.

 

We were idiots, but id pay $10,000 to do high school again.

botted $20k during one computer science class. Got suspended for being too awesome.