Groovy tag so cray cray.
Hi, I'll cut the small talk, I think you should make me a Moderator; I am very active.
I know all the rules and my posts are so quality they have to be approved just so my quality doesn't overtake everyone elses. I think I'm admin material but of course I don't want to bypass your greatness so I'll take Super Moderator.
I understand that promoting me may cause some drama because I mean just look at me, I'm fabulous. But you need to be risky, you wouldn't take advantage of my fragil heart. I mean I know I'll be accepted because of how amazing I am, just gotta make sure it's all cool with you guys right.