A long long long long time ago, 
someone was walking through a deep forest, 
he suddenly heard a voice screaming 
"help, help" 
He was like what the fuck ? 
But the voice did not stop 
"help, help" 
He moved forward in the direction of the voice when  
all of a sudden, a small Spirite appeared. 
She said "help me, help me, if you help me you have 1 wish for free".. 
The guy said "shut the fuck up" and moved on through the deep deep forest... 
The Spirit screamed "You asshole, tomorrow shall grow a penis out of your forehead" 
The guy didn't think much about it, went home and fell a sleep very early... 
The next morning he woke up, went to the bathroom and starred into the mirror. 
  
What did he see? 
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