Timekeeper

I'd push my gf out of the way and suck him off, cradling the balls and working the shaft like a god damn pro.

You're dumb if you think that ever happened

Cash money son. They want that shit and they want it now. Kind of sad to see a buy out this quick though. Owner was obviously ready for that cash stack, If fuckin' Snapchat can turn down a 3billion dollar buyout offer from Facebook would have thought these guys can hang on a little long. Unless it's cash and they are also going to be part owners or profit sharing as well, but since it is a strictly cash buy out, sounds like they are buying out all invested individuals and going 100% owned by Amazon. Should have became publicly traded if anything.

Neat, would reverse direction of the snow, and if you could would make the path more random instead of a linear line

Stopped reading at dual graphic cards. Will never take a rig serious with dual graphic cards, because it wasn't built with efficiently in mind, was built as a dick measuring contest. Unless of course you're a structural engineer/architect running cad and having to render sky scrapers

20m

How pointless.

"If you want to be friends you can be friends with THIS DICK!" Will work 100%

This should direct you to the relevant information http://bit.ly/1v2fGDT

^ Any account this high level is almost always a guaranteed scam.

Ah guess I am terrible at reading

15m

Offer withdrawn

Would buy if you were the original owner. Now I would have to trust 2 people not to recover. Shame

40m

Same, I have an incredibly rare name banned since 2010

20m

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Dell-Computer-UltraSharp-UP2414Q-23-8-Inch-Screen-LED-Lit-Monitor-6X55C-/221497132870?pt=Computer_Monitors&hash=item3392420746 $550

http://www.amazon.com/Dell-Computer-UltraSharp-UP2414Q-23-8-Inch/dp/B00HALPPM0 Damn, here is one at 18% of $4000 Looks like I get a 2% better discount than you, sup son.

I'm in the automotive industry, domain registered June, Business started 3 years ago roughly. We have our shop name domain, but we didn't have an e-commerce version with the shop name, which is what he tried taking

Well as many people know I have a business in real life. Well today I go to register my domains for my website and they are already taken. Well I try a couple different versions and sure enough they are all taken. Well the gentleman didn't bother to make whois information private so I google him and find he has an even larger shop than I with over 30+ registered domains obviously doing this to various shops. I contact him and he acts oblivious. Says his shop manager randomally buys domains if he thinks they sound good but then drops a sentence saying, "Yeah happened to a buddy of mine as well and he had to pay $1500 a domain to get them back". Boom, guy is trying to hustle me. We trade some threats and I let him know he can keep the domains however if he redirects them to his own website or in anyway tries using my business name for profit I will press criminal charges. Well I get off the phone and I am steaming. So I decide to look up his website, it's an okay website and I remember he says he was about to open his own e-commerce. So i get a devious idea. I head over to godaddy and start trying all the different versions of what his e-commerce website name would be. (In my industry it's very straight forward, its name<industry><specialty>. Everyone follows that template. So I start running through all of the different ways he can make it, plus a couple that deal with his local area, and buy them all for a year. I screen shot it and send him a picture of all the domains I just registered and said something like, "Well these are taken but you can always use <hisbusinessname>cantsellshit.com. He replies back we can make a trade. Lol. The funny thing is, the main website URL I wanted I had, he had just picked up some side ones, whereas I actually have his main ones. I replied back, "Nah I think I will use them as redirects thanks for the idea though" and now I have several voicemails threatening legal prosecution. Funny thing is while I was at it I decided to file a trademark for his shop name (lol) and found out that this gentleman infact does not have his business name trademarked. So I submitted that paperwork early this morning. It's going to be quite amusing when I have my lawyer send him a C&D for copyright infringement regarding his own shopname lol. Wanna act like a bitch, get treated like a bitch.

You going to be at TomorrowWorld? I have my plane ticket and comfort passes already done son

Hey all, Just got back into town and it looks like everything is running like a well oiled machine. My new shop was successfully opened with a full lot of vehicles by it's 3rd day. So I think I might be able to return back to this old hobby barring any unforeseeable events that might sweep me away again. Glad to be back all.

Really? Which stocks would you invest $500 in?

I can promise you I value $500 significantly less than you do.