post a picture of your hand (the one you masturbate with)

[Scotty]

It looks like my primary school friends hand. He has a growth deficiency and eczema.

 

PRIMARY SCHOOL FRIEND?

 

REPORT THIS GUY TO THE POLICE

[xather]

I was going to post a picture of mine but someone beat me to it.

[Genii]

PRIMARY SCHOOL FRIEND?

 

REPORT THIS GUY TO THE POLICE

Did you not go to primary school?

[Scotty]

Did you not go to primary school?

 

does it look like i went to primary school xDDDDDDDD

[PST]

Nasty

[Zebrafon]

picture of the same hand this morn

 

Dude stop raping your girlfriend I'll call the police. MOM!!

[xather]

take my strong haaand

[Scotty]

Dude stop raping your girlfriend I'll call the police. MOM!!

 

wow zebra, how could you say such a thing? i dont have a girlfriend

[xather]

Dude stop raping your girlfriend I'll call the police. MOM!!

rip handjoina jolie

[Zebrafon]

wow zebra, how could you say such a thing? i dont have a girlfriend

Yes you have. She's bleeding as you can see :(

[Scotty]

Yes you have. She's bleeding as you can see

 

wow she never told me it was serious

[xather]

;_; Scotty what about me!

[Scotty]

this was a serious thread so that we could have a hierarchy of irl dominance

[Zebrafon]

wow she never told me it was serious

Jokes aside, how did you even manage to bleed?

[Scotty]

Jokes aside, how did you even manage to bleed?

 

was mowing the lawn when i hit a brick with my knuckle, and my hands are so dry and manly that i bled to honour the brick

THE DEAD BRICK