I've got everything that money can buy

[Vag]

but now i'd like to have that I can't buy

[1 ticks]

buy me a pet parrot pls 

[RoomScape]

I honestly doubt that you have everything money can buy.

I have a house full of shit that money can buy but I still own it and you never even made an attempt to purchase it from me, therefore you don't have everything money can buy.

Mod, please infract him for lying.