Vag Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 So basicly, I was today in hurry driving to a store. I was driving 80 at 60km/h zone and a police car pulled me over. He knocked on the window and said "If you have a good reason for this, I will save you from the ticket". I quickly answered him "Yeah, see my girl left me 3 weeks ago and got engaged with a Police officer, and I saw your car and tried to speed away because I was scared that you would bring her back." The police laughed and saved me from the ticket. #gains 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkuZZ Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 REKT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadlyLazy Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's funny because you've never had a girlfriend, right? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Definite Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Heard this joke a loooong time ago. Still great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's funny because you've never had a girlfriend, right? Hahaha this made me giggle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Making Rice Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 saw this on Reddit but the story on Reddit the officer gave a bigger fine for trying to get out of a ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 pics or it didn't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slurge Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 saw this on Reddit but the story on Reddit the officer gave a bigger fine for trying to get out of a ticket I think that was TIFU, the police was a redditor and saw it on r/jokes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mumble Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I was expecting a sad sob story to get out of it... maybe not hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Making Rice Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I think that was TIFU, the police was a redditor and saw it on r/jokes yeah it was! my favourite subreddit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uchiha Sasuke Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Lol that's one nice police officer. I would of gotten the ticket for sure. I'm terrible under pressure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heptic Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 lool, to bad it isnt your joke :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acerd Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 I was expecting a sad sob story to get out of it... maybe not hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
