How I was saved from a speeding ticket

[Vag]

So basicly, I was today in hurry driving to a store.

I was driving 80 at 60km/h zone and a police car pulled me over.

He knocked on the window and said "If you have a good reason for this, I will save you from the ticket".

I quickly answered him "Yeah, see my girl left me 3 weeks ago and got engaged with a Police officer, and I saw your car and tried to speed away because I was scared that you would bring her back."

 

The police laughed and saved me from the ticket. #gains

[Orange]

lol

[SkuZZ]

REKT

[DeadlyLazy]

It's funny because you've never had a girlfriend, right?

[Definite]

Heard this joke a loooong time ago. Still great 

[Captain America]

It's funny because you've never had a girlfriend, right?

Hahaha this made me giggle

[Making Rice]

saw this on Reddit

but the story on Reddit the officer gave a bigger fine for trying to get out of a ticket

[Volta]

pics or it didn't happen

[slurge]

saw this on Reddit

but the story on Reddit the officer gave a bigger fine for trying to get out of a ticket

I think that was TIFU, the police was a redditor and saw it on r/jokes

[Mumble]

I was expecting a sad sob story to get out of it... maybe not hahah

[Making Rice]

I think that was TIFU, the police was a redditor and saw it on r/jokes

yeah it was! my favourite subreddit

[Uchiha Sasuke]

Lol that's one nice police officer.

I would of gotten the ticket for sure. I'm terrible under pressure.

[heptic]

lool, to bad it isnt your joke :p

[Acerd]

I was expecting a sad sob story to get out of it... maybe not hahah

[The Hero of Time]

lmao