remember 

when in doubt whip it out

To impress a chick helicopter dick

For the love of god make sure you put it in the right place

don't have sex with girls who are really drunk

99 Agility with cape. shell want the D all night

Rule #1 Don't ask for dating advice on a runescape related website

Asked for the laughs and so far some of these responses are golden.

Don't be dry as fuck, that's my advice. You can be as attractive as can be, but if you have the personality of a door knob, that's a huge turn off. If you're not a very interesting person, find someone who's similar to your so you have something to talk about. IMO you can win most every girl over with just talking and being interesting. This has been my experience at least, although I wouldn't say i'm the ugliest guy out there(To be humble I don't think im all that attractive but from what i've heard, I am so I don't know what to believe). But yeah, just be interesting, don't have a conversation that's

 

hey

hey

whatsup

nm u

same lol

cool haha

lol

Don't be dry as fuck, that's my advice. You can be as attractive as can be, but if you have the personality of a door knob, that's a huge turn off. If you're not a very interesting person, find someone who's similar to your so you have something to talk about. IMO you can win most every girl over with just talking and being interesting. This has been my experience at least, although I wouldn't say i'm the ugliest guy out there(To be humble I don't think im all that attractive but from what i've heard, I am so I don't know what to believe). But yeah, just be interesting, don't have a conversation that's

 

hey

hey

whatsup

nm u

same lol

cool haha

lol

send tit pic

dude did you just get that convo off my phone?

dude did you just get that convo off my phone?

 

maybe ;) I might be that girl you're texting you never know

maybe I might be that girl you're texting you never know

tits or it didnt happen

Any instructional videos?

Any instructional videos?

 

I thought you'd never ask...