this story is gross as fuck, beware. 

So I just took a huge shit, (i had a big dinner last night) anyways, it was so big that it couldn't flush the shit, it only flushed the water but could only flush so much. So there was barely any water and a huge ass shit. I tried flushing multiple times, same thing happened. Little water, big shit remained. I was going to do something drastic, I was going to get a glove and push it into the water. (because when I flushed, the clean water couldn't un-stick it.) Well, I got the glove, walked in the bathroom to see my step sisters dog eating it. I yelled at the dog, and she ran out of the bathroom. I look in the toilet, there was no shit left. Only water and toilet paper.

Fuck sakes that's gross, but at least I didn't have to touch my shit? ( by the way, we have no plunger atm)

 

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i see plenty of dogs eating there own shit.

i lol'd

i see plenty of dogs eating there own shit.

 

I know they do it, but i've never seen it. 

 

and if you saw the shit i took, ffs. i don't really want to go further in detail.

I know they do it, but i've never seen it. 

 

and if you saw the shit i took, ffs. i don't really want to go further in detail.

rofl xD