Hey all,

 

It's time for another giveaway, this time it's a $10 OSBot voucher you can use to buy things such as scripts or VIP! This contest is simple, simply respond in this thread with a joke and after 7 days I'll pick a random winner!

 

Rules/tl;dr:

1. Like this thread! (not required)
2. Respond to this thread with your best joke
3. You can make one response a day (24 hours in between)
4. I'll pick a random winner
5. You will only be considered if you had 20 posts or more on February 21, 2014 and you did not post more than once within 24 hours

Best of luck all!

Edited February 22, 201411 yr by Eliot

Women's rights. MUHAHAH

I don't have a joke and i'm too lazy to google one.

 

 

Pick me

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis

 

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes

 

I don't get credit saw it on reddit once.

Only responses with some resemblance of a joke will be considered!

i have herpes 

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

 

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird

I was singing Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus the other day for fun and I said

 

" I came in like a wrecking ball"

 

My mom was like what the fuck?! You came? Lol

osbot2

What's the difference between a mexican mother and an elevator?

 

One can support a child.

A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess his family is nuts his next door neighbour is an asshole his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him habitually.

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."

My existence.

Jesus christ all these jokes are lame 

What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
The black ones steal your watch and rings.

 

What do you call a smiling black man? 

S********

Edited February 22, 201411 yr by okay