June 5, 201312 yr If human existence depended on you, and there was only one female and you. Would you have sex with it to regenerate the human species? Here's the twist, this is your female:
June 5, 201312 yr I wouldn't just have sex with it, I would destroy it, engulf it in darkness until the only the light they knew was the stars I made her see after a swift knock to the head.
June 5, 201312 yr Kill it, before it lays eggs... Just kidding, I would try to save the world, but on second thought, she is old, so the change that she gets pregnant... Nope, I won't try it.
June 5, 201312 yr you all say you would not but after you have staved the bitch and she lost all that wight it would be easy with a paint glass of wisky. Edited June 5, 201312 yr by henson
June 5, 201312 yr Solution: Put a bag on it and close my eyes and think it's someone sexy. Still.. Bwuk.
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