Alright, I have to rant about this somewhere and since it falls under real life problems I'll post it here.

 

I'm extremely hungry and in the mood for some pizza. I drop an online order around 12:57 PM and was informed by their online APP that my pizza/sandwiches were on their at exactly 1:19 PM.  Estimated delivery time was 22-33 minutes(about 6 miles from my house). Around 1:35-1:40 I head upstairs (I live in the basement) and patiently wait in the kitchen for the knock on the door. I never hear it, so I instantly walk to the front door and peak outside. After about 2 minutes of anticipation and waiting I see a dominos car finally turn onto my street. Only one problem.. It went straight by my house. No biggie, maybe they're just dropping off another order before they hit my house.

 

Anyways, they never come back. Around 2:05 PM my stomach's aching and I'm getting pretty angry. I dial the local dominos store and ask them about my situation. They claimed they came to my house and said we tried calling and there was 2 cars in the drive way. I explained that they never came because I was sitting up there waiting and even told her that I watched a dominos car drive right by. She argued otherwise and claimed "Nope sweeite, we most differently did knock and nobody answered."

 

At this point I was furious and asked if I was going to even get my meal because I'm hungry. She said "Sure, I'll have someone send out your order when more drivers come back.". My first through was to instantly ask if it's going to be cold or not. She said "Most likely will be. Nobody answered the door.". Oh you better believe I insisted it be warm or I'm not paying for it. 

 

She become even more snotty at this point and said she'll remake my order and have somebody send it out again then hung up on me. Let me tell you something, if that bitch comes to my house she's going to get the full wrath of me. 

 

I feel much better now and waiting for my 2nd order. Thanks for reading.

 

tl;dr: didnt receive pizza / extremely pissed

Sounds like the start to a bad porno.

 

#in4purplegetslaid

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by Swizzbeat

Dominos Q_Q

pizza hut is better anyways.

#PizzaHut

Sounds like the start to a bad porno.

 

#in4purplegetslaid

pizza hut is better anyways.

 

Dude, their fucking pizza blows ass. Tastes like I'm 100 pounds of cheese. 

 

EDIT: Holy fuck I'm so pissed I can't even type. TASTES LIKE IM EATING 100 POUNDS OF CHEESE

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by Purple

When they come back, kill delivery person

 

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When they come back, kill delivery person

 

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if boy raep

 

I do/have had thoughts about murdering people.

pizza hut is better anyways.

 

When they come back, kill delivery person

 

if girl raep

if boy raep

 

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Dude, their fucking pizza blows ass. Tastes like I'm 100 pounds of cheese. 

 

EDIT: Holy fuck I'm so pissed I can't even type. TASTES LIKE IM EATING 100 POUNDS OF CHEESE

its some bomb ass cheese tho.

 

ABOUT TIME

Shouldn't have pissed her off... she probably spat on it.

Shouldn't have pissed her off... she probably spat on it.

 

That's hot