Skinkelynet Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to bone her. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm boning her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." Cell-tech just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHB Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 but its winter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daamurda Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 pics or didnt happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkelynet Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 9 minutes ago, IHB said: but its winter ah my bad... sorry for lying.. wanted to make it sound more exotic, rest is true tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Void Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 13 minutes ago, Skinkelynet said: ah my bad... sorry for lying.. wanted to make it sound more exotic, rest is true tho wait you're telling me this isn't true?!?!?!?!1? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkelynet Posted March 13, 2017 Author Share Posted March 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, Montana of 300 said: wait you're telling me this isn't true?!?!?!?!1? of course it's true. this is the average life of a goldfarmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rxd Posted March 13, 2017 Share Posted March 13, 2017 stopped reading at "1200 lb's" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 (edited) Edited March 14, 2017 by The Hero of Time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkelynet Posted March 14, 2017 Author Share Posted March 14, 2017 3 hours ago, The Hero of Time said: you missed out on some top dank content my man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DevilApes Posted March 14, 2017 Share Posted March 14, 2017 Impossible only my boy could do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
