Yesterday i went to go to the toilet and my boyfriend @Sysm had left a massive log in the toilet, im not even lying it was literally around 8 inches long maybe bigger and it had a circumference bigger than the average man pole. Now first of all i was shocked that this big beast could even come out of a little hole but it did, secondly it stunk out the whole room as he had left the lid up and the door shut so the room would fill up with the vulgar odour. My nose burnt. my eyes were watering. I felt like i was going to  be sick. 

 

 

 

is this normal behaviour?

 

ehh totally

Didn't until I read this.

highschool lacrosse is basically this:

 

"someone come take a pre-game dump with me"

"holy shit, this is fucking insane, guys come look at this massive shit i found" *snapchats it*

"i really gota poo, but i don't think i have time"

 

i chose to not take part in this cult-like behavior. Shit is gross. 

Lmao absolute banter from @sysm and @emilyy again

Lmao absolute banter from @sysm and @emilyy again

i like when you confess your love for mald, then he gets mad. 

 

 

I wana see some t0p kekin quality ban3r m9. Make a "Why i love mald" post. 

 

Ok bro

Yesterday i went to go to the toilet and my boyfriend @Sysm had left a massive log in the toilet, im not even lying it was literally around 8 inches long maybe bigger and it had a circumference bigger than the average man pole. Now first of all i was shocked that this big beast could even come out of a little hole but it did, secondly it stunk out the whole room as he had left the lid up and the door shut so the room would fill up with the vulgar odour. My nose burnt. my eyes were watering. I felt like i was going to  be sick. 

 

 

 

is this normal behaviour?

If it goes down the hatch, you're good.

You're fucked up man