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[evidence hidden] So, I've put together what evidence I have about my bank before he started the service; I say the bank is worth ~80m, and there's a discussion about it & it wasn't refuted, but that being said I don't want to be overcompensated. 80-85 ranged is about 1.3m xp, and idk what the xp/hr is at nmz with steel darts & full gear, but in order to estimate the amount used I would use the calculation (1.3m/(xp/hr))*1800 as you use ~1800 darts an hour to account for pausing between attacking monsters. If it were nonstop it'd be 2000. If anyone is familiar with nmz xp rates with blowpipe in full gear that'd help immensely because then we could calculate the amount of darts, and thereby scales used as well. Part of the service was performed, and part of my gear was used towards that. I don't expect or want rekt to overcompensate me for what was lost. According to my statements ~96k scales (full blowpipe + 80k in ge), 440k darts, robin hood hat, Ranger tunic, acher's ring, fury, and I said that I didn't buy ranger's boots, but I can't tell in the screenshot if those are or aren't, and if someone could take a peek and tell me that would be great, but I don't think I ended up buying them, but at the same time this was nearly 2 weeks ago. In addition, I have screenshots of the last level performed on my obby mauler (49), and it remains 49, and at the time there were definitively 3600 cannonballs and a cannon. Additionally, since it was taking so long and I asked if I could pk a bit on it, I know that when i last logged off I had a fury, 2 obby mauls, an obby cape, and 2m because I pked 2 furies, and lost one. I also had transferred over an obby armor set and obby sword, but sold the obby armor set in order to buy pking supplies. I can do a better accounting later, but I gotta go to a tutor right now.

He was really nice, did a bunch of quests and some other things before this for me quickly, he was very knowledgeable about the game, and -not to put this on rekt-, but they explained his TWC as a big misunderstanding that was never cleared up. We would just chat about stuff in skype and shoot the breeze, it's a huge bummer that this happened :(. In all honestly I probably lost 70-80m in gear, but all i can definitively account for is a total of 51.95m from my ranger without the extra stuff just chillen on the account like natures, sharks, pray pots, etc. & there was a cash pile, but i can't remember how large it was anywhere from 4-7-11m because I figured he'd need to restock. I'll see if I can find it in chat or screenshots. Obby mauler had 2 obby mauls, zerker necklace, 2-6k cannonballs, obby cape, & ~2m. These are the lower end of the spectrum. Nobody wins in a SQ, and my goal isn't to fuck rekt harder than he's been fucked. By my conservative estimations it comes to a total of 56.9m excluding an agreement to be reached about the incomplete services of 23m for slayer to 55 on my obby mauler (currently 101k xp) and the 80m for 80-99 ranged NMZ. -edit- I forgot to mention a cannon on the obby mauler, and probably one on the ranger, but at this point I'll just call it 57m in accountable worth.

Lunatic did a service for me, Dbuffed & handi have nothing to do with eachother. The service has been completed, and the gold paid to Lunatic, though he did it an absurd amount of time (props), so i still owe him the 12m reward for finishing so quickly. I expect to have all my ducks in a line with Lunatic by this evening.

My GF arrived from out of town last night (long distance thing & stuff), so I've gotta spend the day with her. If I'm not responding quickly, that's why, but I should be here in ~4 hours.

Dispute against @handi. In the middle of two services that he's been working on, he just took my bank off those accounts & vanished. Sending @Rekt the screenshots.

~40-50m gone. Im not trolling. He quit in the middle of 2 services.

In the process of working on all my passwords. change it now before he fucks you over.

Recently acquired the services of this @Lunatic. I asked for a difficult request, y'all said it couldn't be done. You said it was impossible to complete in 72 hours, let alone on a 60/60/60 78 Ranged account. Congrats man- you win the 48h prize! 48m heading your way!

You guys are noobs, Lunatic MVP. 400k slayer 39 hours later complete!

Dude is CRUSHING IT. WOOP WOOP! Slayerking Lunatic.

It has begun. Lunatic shall prove if he is a slayer-lord capable of the amazing feat. Stay tuned for this epic adventure.

But the pug life, man...

For those of you curious, seeing as I didn't know about the update to obsidian armor & its additional 10%, with 60 atk/55str/60 def I am getting ~50k/hr xp at sandcrabs in full obsidian and berserker jewelry, whereas with a dscim, fury, etc what I could afford and wear, I was getting 42-44k/hr. I expect the difference to increase as my atk/strength gets higher as the % increase on damage and accuracy will reward more tl;dr-- even at 55str obsidian sword+armor+berserker>dscim, fury, etc. -Probably only applies for low def monsters.

I'm touched you all are concerned about me getting scammed :3 I have someone attempting this glorious endeavor, and we're going to be using a middleman. He'll have gear & supplies up to his deposit +25%, and I'll restock him as needed. @Dbuffed or @Rekt do either of you feel like being a MM for this? I'll pay you 10% of final service payment to hang onto the stuff for both sides.

I mean, I'm open to offers. If i'm stupid and don't know that's my fault.. How about some counter offers on the shortest time-frame you think you can do it & I'll price you out above 70g/xp?

:l i get 15k/hr killing brutal greens Like, if you started in the morning, played 20 hours, slept for 8, then did 20 more, all you'd need was 10k xp/hr

Greetings all- I've got a particularly difficult order with an above average reward! I require 400k slayer xp in 96 hours from the start of the service, hand done. Because of this constraint I will pay you ~28% more (2/7) than the market price per xp: 90g/xp coming to 36m for the whole order completed in less than 4 'days'. IN ADDITION, to make things interesting, I will add a further 3/7 increase to the base amount if you complete within 72 hours, bringing the total to 40m (100g/xp). And for those of you godly/dedicated servicemen/women, if you complete in under 48 hours, I will increase the gp/xp by 5/7, bringing it to 120g/xp and a total of 48m for the order. You will have access to gear, food, potions, teleports, cannon, balls, and magic if you so wish; we can negotiate your preferred methods. My stats are 60 atk/ 53 str/ 50 def /78 ranged/ 75 magic/ 60 prayer (75 combat). Current slayer is 49, nearly 50. You may use any in-game means at your disposal, barring one small favour's lamps. My terms, if you choose to accept this, are that you will: 1. Do everything BY HAND and provide evidence of this (one proggy per level screenshot on osbuddy, or of your entire desktop if plain client). 2. If you do NOT complete the service within 96 hours, the agreement is void and I pay you 35g/xp for what you have accomplished up until that point. 3. You may not do this in the wilderness- I'm not trying to have multiple deaths by pkers adding onto the cost of this service and your time to complete it. 4. You CANNOT skip/block tasks, or spend slayer points. Good luck -edit- I might have set my bar a little high the first time, so I changed the terms of the request. You now have 96 hours rather than 72, and the rewards have been balanced accordingly. And that's 96 hours from the time you start it, not from the time of this post, so if you can't get time free for a little, that's ok.

Bought 100m BTC

It's incredible that people still think socialism is viable, when literally anyone can see the main problem instantly. Except in socialism there aren't even profits to share.

When I was looking into buying a website for my company & stuff, I ran into a few interesting things about the internet and how domain hosting works, and how you can purchase different types like .sucks, .com, .ly etc. Then I learned about the .how, and for giggles I typed in wtf.how http://wtf.how/ Very entertaining especially if you're intoxicated on something/anything.

No dude you gotta pay him 30% cuz it was his idea, duh...

Hey hey- I need 100m. I'd like to use a MM or you go first.

Messaged- I have a different skype than from way back

Sure- message me your skype and we'll work it out

why is the desktop an issue for people? it's easier than editing it out- I'm alright with small screenshots if you use osbuddy. When is your availability?