I can top yours. Just now, a customer who was buying cloud account trials from me, accused me of DDOSing him.
Hes said it before but it seemed like it was joking around (which a lot of customers do with me since theyre foreigners India, Philippines, etc but as a joke complaining about their shitty ISP), but a bit ago he straight went full retard on me. Claimed he traced it back to me xD
So of course Im not having any of it, especially when I've been nothing but polite, hooked him up with prices, and even adjusted my schedule to fit his; told him to apologize or were done trading.
Why the hell would I need to ddos a customer xD