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  1. name: fuckherrytindapussay


    effects: big ass boner


    risks: infected penis with hair growing from tip


    price per unit: $69 a pill


    Creation method: semen


    Addictive level 10/10:


    other details: fuks u up.


     

  2. Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka.

     

    Laughing my nuts off at the moment!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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