Tell me your funniest story.
My favorite story and also this is how I got my nickname for cross country.
One summer night of my senior year I got lucky on Tinder and found a match that was a little horny. so things go as planned for the first meet so bout to get my nutt right. As im getting my dick hard and she is suckin that bitch I shart myself. She doesnt notice, But I literally almost died laughing. Nickname(Sgt Shartacus)