Bobrocket Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 FALADOR, GILENIOR – After a restless turn of events, twenty-three year old Stephen Collins was arrested by local authorities after embedding an axe inside a one-hundred year old yew tree. Citing his previous activity, Collins states how he “did not macro”, and that this was a “mistake by Jagex”. Authorities believe that Collins had committed the crime after spending a twenty-four hour binge session on popular MMORPG RuneScape, at which point his power was cut. Forensics have reported that a trail of Doritos and four two-litre bottles of urine were found in Collins’ household. Collins, who referred to himself as StephenMan48, told The Daily Bee that he had “reported twelve bots and nothing happened”. It was later revealed that Collins was referring to bystanders who attempted to stop him. Collins has gone on record saying that the local authorities are “noobs” and urged to be “unbanned”. Collins is currently awaiting trial for one charge of public indecency, and one charge of tree felling. He may be facing up to six months community service, and his trial will be held sometime in September. (Source) I recently started this satirical "news" blog and will soon expand to a website. I enjoy writing, however I usually write creative literature (which may be why the style is inconsistent or the grammar a bit repetitive). Always looking for opinions or stuff to write about 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 lol that's pretty funny:P goodjob haha 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobrocket Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 lol that's pretty funny:P goodjob haha Thanks! I have a few posts lined up so you should definitely follow the blog ;) I draw my inspiration from sites like The Onion and ClickHole as you might be able to tell :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QuakedM8 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Quality site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus1 Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 hahah oh man, keep these up yeah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobrocket Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 Quality site hahah oh man, keep these up yeah Thanks guys! I already have a few more articles written, and I am in the process of writing more. They will be queued daily so I don't post them all at once :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bobrocket Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 Get out normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeee :^) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProjectPact Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 Hahahaha that gave me a good laugh! Keep up the good work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobrocket Posted August 8, 2015 Author Share Posted August 8, 2015 Hahahaha that gave me a good laugh! Keep up the good work! Thanks! I've written about 4 other "articles" of stupid shit that I come up with off the top of my head. I think I'm beginning to grasp the basics for writing satirical articles like The Onion or ClickHole 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t3h war Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 This is great! Keep it up, my man. You're funny and really know how to write! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopookaka Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 lol! Hope you make more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quickzR Posted August 8, 2015 Share Posted August 8, 2015 That was funny as f** lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
