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Today I met my girlfriend at mcdonalds and touched tips with her dad. This was not a normal father, he was sick. He told his daughter, that unfortunately he was dying of boredom due to his flaccid balls. What would her mother say if she knew the her tongue was brown? I hate a pair of brown, unfirm breasts that sag down towards the road like bags unlike my uncle's balls. Flying in the sky flacidly and balls hurt from infection, I sucked up the tridimensional unicorn vortex that tried swallowing me. Then, I fucked couches with my hairdryer but

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Today I met my girlfriend at mcdonalds and touched tips with her dad. This was not a normal father, he was sick. He told his daughter, that unfortunately he was dying of boredom due to his flaccid balls. What would her mother say if she knew the her tongue was brown? I hate a pair of brown, unfirm breasts that sag down towards the road like bags unlike my uncle's balls. Flying in the sky flacidly and balls hurt from infection, I sucked up the tridimensional unicorn vortex that tried swallowing me. Then, I fucked couches with my hairdryer but Overly-used post thats on every forum is used

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