Foakley Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 Tell me your funniest story. My favorite story and also this is how I got my nickname for cross country. One summer night of my senior year I got lucky on Tinder and found a match that was a little horny. so things go as planned for the first meet so bout to get my nutt right. As im getting my dick hard and she is suckin that bitch I shart myself. She doesnt notice, But I literally almost died laughing. Nickname(Sgt Shartacus) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homeless Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 (edited) Why even bother taking the time to post this fake ass story, you never got laid never mind sharting mid BJ, what happen when you took your clothes off to bang her poke her in the eyes so you didn't see your shitty kegs? 0/10 verified fake Edited October 23, 2014 by Homeless 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hero of Time Posted October 23, 2014 Share Posted October 23, 2014 i think mines is http://osbot.org/forum/topic/61461-drunk-stories/?hl=drunk+stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
