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If your computer was alive, what would it be like?


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Based on your internet history,typical usage(both online/offline), taking into account age of the computer/brand; what type of dialogue might you expect from your computer? What do you think it's personality would be like if it had one? How would it's voice sound? If it had a gender would it be a guy/girl.


I am sorry I accidentally posted this in the wrong section, meant to do chill zone(requesting move now)

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Work Laptop. 1 year old. HP. Computer Languages such as HTML, Python, Java, C#, and the occasional VB. I think it would have a laid back personality but always following the garbage in garbage out rule, no matter what I feed it, it will always end up taking a shit. It would be a male, always getting my hopes up to watch me crash and burn.

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My computer would probably just call me a pervert and say I type my messages too long/formal. Ask me why I am not as out going in person as I can be online. It'd probably tell me to take a break from studying for once and go eat a doughnut or some other high fat/sugar food id usually avoid. it'd tell me to clean up my keyboard(yes I went there), question how I could go from watching really cute to really dark disturbing videos on youtube without much of a change in thought.

 

It'd probably tell me to get some sleep.

 

There's probably more it'd do but those are some good examples. I think for a voice it'd sound like Alan Rickman(professor Sanpe from Harry Potter).

 

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