What happens if Helen Keller falls down in a forest?

 

-She makes a noise

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
 
 
The Holocaust

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 What’s the difference between osbot and a restaurant?

A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.

What's the difference betwen WinRar and OsBot?

 

They both can't update their product.

Why did Hitler kill himself?
The Jews sent him a gas bill!

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A canoe tips! 

How do you get 100 jews into a car?

Throw a quarter in it.
How do you get them out again?
Tell them Hilter is driving.

I think it's great they've made a Lego movie.

 

Now retarded kids can enjoy it without sticking it up their arse.

Sadly i dont beleave i had 20 posts before the 21st BUT ide love to win Vip.

 

What Do you Call 11 Dead Aferican Americans behind a Shed?

 

--Broke down farm equipment

 

What Do you Call the 7 Mexicans Living in that Shed?

 

--This Years Hottest Moddle, Farm Fresh an ready to go.

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. 

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

There was a woman on The Jeremy Kyle Show today, in tears because the NHS won't provide funding for her to have a sex change.

 

He told her to grow a pair.

 

 

I walked into a shop looking for GTA V. The shop assistant tried to help me out and asked for a brief description about it. I told her it's about a black guy breaking into cars, picking up hookers and hitting people with a golf club. The dumb bitch gave me Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2013!

 

 

BAMMMMMMM THATS MONEY!

I don't know any jokes.

What do you call a family that grows marijuana in their backyard?

A joint Family

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

What did the whale say when he fell on the other whale? 

Whoops- well, at least it wasn't on porpoise.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.