This is cruel: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

 

Dendrophobia is the fear of trees. Blennophobia is the fear of slime. And neophobia is the fear of anything new. However, the fear of long words may have the most ironic (and cruelest name).

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. So let's say you do have this phobia. You'd be terrify to name your ailment. Kind of a conundrum.

Ithyphallophobia is a fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis.

Phobophobia is a mortal fear of developing a phobia. 

pretty sure my keys were just stolen..

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia seams legit lol even know i know its true :P

Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school!

few people look forward to going to school every day, but those who suffer from Didaskaleinophobia actually feel intense and continuous anxiety at the thought of attending class every day.

Children who possess this phobia can be bullied, suffer from learning disability, feel academically pressured (especially around exam time) or are even too bright and find it hard to stay engaged with the curriculum and their peers.

This phobia can cause intense anxiety, heart palpitation, nausea, and above all, profound and all-consuming depression. Incidentally, it can also induce suicidal thoughts.

Nowadays, there are many medications available for keeping this anxiety at bay, anti-depressants being one of them.

However, milder cases can be cured by sharing your feelings with someone you trust and then working together to devise a solution.

 

pretty sure my keys were just stolen..

lol thats what im saying...