Gladiator Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Hello everyone, I am in a happy mood, and I have decided to give away 5m. How to enter: 1) Say something that will make me smile/laugh. Best comment will win. Yep thats about it. Write or like my post if you would want this to become a weekly thing, with a different theme every time (like SOTW). I might give away 1m to a few others, like 2nd and 3rd place winners. We shall see. I will chose the winner on Saturday. Good luck 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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XX YoloSwag XX Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) There once was a little boy named Timmy, he was waiting for his busat school and he heard other little boys talking about the purple flowerso then the bus got there. When he got on the bus he asked the bus driver, "Whats a purple flower?". The bus driver tells him he has to walk to school,Timmy walks to school..when he gets to school he was late, His teacher askes him "Timmy why are you so late. Timmy says"Well it all started with the kids at the bus stop,and my bus driver, What is a purple flower?"He gets sent to the office. When he gets to the principal's office, The principal asks, "Timmy why did you get sent here?" Timmy says"Well it all started with the kids at the bus stop,the bus driver and my teacher, Whats a purple flower?"He gets SUSPENDED! When Timmy walks homehim mom askes "Timmy why are you home so early?" Timmy say "Well it all started with the kids at the bus stop, the bus driver,my teacher, and the princapal, Mommy whats a purple flower?" Mom sends him to his room until dad gets home.When his dad gets home he goes to Timmy's room and says" Timmy why did your mother send you to your room" Timmy says "Well it all started with the kids at the bus stop, the bus driver,my teacher,and the princapal, Dad, whats an purple flower?" He getskicked out the house! Timmy is at the park sleeping under a bench, A police officer finds him and says "Little boy why are you sleep under the park bench?" Timmy says "Well it all started with the kids at the bus stop, the bus driver,my teacher,the princapal,my mom,my dad, and now you, WHAT THE HECK IS A PURPLE FLOWER!, he gets sent to jail for 10 years..10 years later... Timmy is set free and runs home.. Then all of a sudden BOOM! Timmy gets hit by an BUS!!!! D:The moral of this story is: Look BOTH ways before crossing a street! Edited November 7, 2013 by XX YoloSwag XX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harina pan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 when miley cyrus is naked & licks a hammer it’s “art” and “music”.. but when I do it, I’m “wasted” and “have to leave Home Depot" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScorpioZ Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 (edited) https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1382073705369105&set=vb.236486913157711&type=2&theater https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152006406819709&set=vb.203716456445436&type=2&theater Edited November 7, 2013 by ScorpioZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
digdeep Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?... Neither have they ;) goodluck me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Love2bot Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Give me gps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghetto Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 What is Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wish321 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 My mother never saw the irony in calling m a son-of-a-bitch. HAPPY? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volta Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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HashPlant512 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess; his family is nuts; his next-door neighbor is an asshole; his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him habitually. Hehehe xd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TokhaarJake Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 If I have a Donkey and a Chicken, The donkey eats the chicken does that mean I have a cock in my ass? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gladiator Posted November 7, 2013 Author Share Posted November 7, 2013 Keep posting! I want more than 10 people to enter :P 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
