some of you shouldn't smoke the devils lettuce lololol, for me, fell asleep or ate all the food. 

Does being inebriated count? I once punched through a glass door and slit open my arm causing a very severe bleeding.

Was watching a movie on my phone, forgot that I was and then freaked out because I couldn't find my phone

First time tripping on lsd I grabbed a tub of mayo and a spoon and fell on the floor laughing for about 20 min at just the idea of eating mayo by the spoonful 

2 hours ago, Fich420 said:

First time tripping on lsd I grabbed a tub of mayo and a spoon and fell on the floor laughing for about 20 min at just the idea of eating mayo by the spoonful 

what the fuck lmao

3 hours ago, ruxziii said:

Was watching a movie on my phone, forgot that I was and then freaked out because I couldn't find my phone

I hate when this happens