The problem you're facing, I don't wear fake tan lmfao.

However you do eat haggis xD Salty much.

Not once in my life have I ever ate haggis, nor have I ever drunk buckfast.

However, you are a confirmed orange. @Orange can spot you a mile away.

Not once in my life have I ever ate haggis, nor have I ever drunk buckfast.

However, you are a confirmed orange. @Orange can spot you a mile away.

 

Your hair is more orange than me.

Your hair is more orange than me.

That's cause you have no hair

That's cause you have no hair

Hair is not skin color??? I'm almost the same color as milk.

You on the other hand look like you was born from the ground upwards in a farm yard

Hair is not skin color??? I'm almost the same color as milk.

You on the other hand look like you was born from the ground upwards in a farm yard

TECHNICALLY I WAS BORN IN A FARM HOUSE, so get your facts right before I come down to essex with an enema.

TECHNICALLY I WAS BORN IN A FARM HOUSE, so get your facts right before I come down to essex with an enema.

 

Damn you was?

Your logic is literally like saying some people who live in London are terrorists so they are all terrorists now

Where you been slowpoke.

Damn you was?

Your logic is literally like saying some people who live in London are terrorists so they are all terrorists now

Where you been slowpoke.

I was going to make a joke but it would of went too far and you'd have blocked me again,

i've been in italy. Still more active in the spam section than you were.

I was going to make a joke but it would of went too far and you'd have blocked me again,

i've been in italy. Still more active in the spam section than you were.

That's because you're too shit to even be able to make a real joke with without trying to offend people.

And that's also because you're too shit that you cant do the market section over like all the other cool kids.

I see, you missed me that's why I asked, did you have a good time?

You have no soul

That's because you're too shit to even be able to make a real joke with without trying to offend people.

And that's also because you're too shit that you cant do the market section over like all the other cool kids.

I see, you missed me that's why I asked, did you have a good time?

I did miss my dearly beloved antonio, 

I had a horrible time,

I did miss my dearly beloved antonio, 

I had a horrible time,

The bold underlined bit, I just touched myself a little.

I'm sorry to hear that, maybe next time come to Essex. I'll get you on the bottles of JD mate.

The bold underlined bit, I just touched myself a little.

I'm sorry to hear that, maybe next time come to Essex. I'll get you on the bottles of JD mate.

the fuck is JD

the fuck is JD

Jack Daniels. 

I'm more of a vodka lad myself.

Jack Daniels. 

I'm more of a vodka lad myself.

I have a deep disliking for all types of whisky myself, 

Vodka and Coke is a chill way to start off a night.