Look mate, you woo her, you take her out, go ice skating or some shit, tell her you love her, grab her hand, take her shopping and buy her chocolates (unless shes allergic, then buy her flowers or chocolate icecream...wait? Would she be allergic to that too?) take her to the cinema, cuddle her, bring her home, tell her you really enjoyed tonight, invite her in to cuddle and watch a movie (100 first dates or some shit, romantic and funny) light some candles and tell her you're going to kiss her, say surprise just incase and go in for the kill. Twirl that tongue in, then kiss her neck and slowly give her a love bite then slowly massage her inner thighs, ask her if she is gagging for the D, if she is tell her the D isnt gagging for her but her tongue is, so you stick 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink Slowly lick her clit and pussy lips, get her to the point of cumming and stick in your big meaty stick into her dripping wet vagina. MAKE SURE SHE CUMS FIRST! Then once the deed is done walk her home, or set up her bed on the floor, talk all night and go to sleep, #round2tomorrow
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