Sheznovski

Gotta love a good rock of crack son, Welcome buddy

I would love to win this bot as it looks flawless.

I will have to get my hands on this

Hello and welcome to OSBOT

aslong as the seller is a trust member of OSBOT you should be fine. P.S i might buy your bot today

Thanks guys, Also just wondering if its just me that covers themselvs in lube and slide around the kitchen floor at night?

Awhh Thanks guys

Welcome to OSBOT hope to see you around

Hello and welcome to OSBOT

Welcome my friend.

thanks

Hi my name is Sheznovski and i punch dogs. late in the day i have found that being hatched from and egg is not the norm my egg was blue and for this i am unhappy (i dont like blue) my early days were spent trying to avoid the bigger trees in my yard often eating the various grubs and roots my small snout could unearth this you might say has set me up in life for not very much tonight i have had a kebab and some plastic toy soldiers for tea i have 2 gold fish: 1 called terrance and 1 called turnip turnip doesn't like kevin. but as they stay out of each others way life aint hard you may ask who is kevin? this has nothing to do with you and as such will remain my secret i have never had a chance to collect stamps! this upsets me i do however have a large collection of small shoes 47% of them are left 1's Things I Like: i like the noise small kids make when you hit them and they fall down, (old people make much the same noise ?!?! strange that?). I like my sock Franko and he likes me. I like 2/3rds of rice kryspies in a packet, (the rest can go 2 hell). Bar fights. Carving novelty animals from root vegetables. Freaky Circus ***. Jokes that are in bad taste. Girls with no Standards, Morals or self esteem. Midgets, (yay for little people they make me feel big). Really creepy people who follow you about. Things I Dislike: Balloon animals, its not a Giraffe its a bent up balloon! Eating just cos ive run out of beer! Fat people who aren't jolly, (fat people have to be jolly its the LAW!) Girls who think to much, (well of course your not gunna wanna sleep with me if you think about it). Hangovers!!! Kittens that come apart when you kick them. Materialism and not having enough stuff. Double Standards (i can have them but you cant!) Shaving. Small Stones with Sharp Edges. Snotty Eggs. Thanks. From my penis to yours. Shez

Sounds like fun, Looking forward to it Shez.